God Man God woMAN

Wait

I figured it out 

God cannot be a woman

 

If God created everything

And man was created in God's image 

Then all of creation is simply god staring at a reflection of himself

In a mirror that he made

A reflection he created out of pure conscious astoundment

At his own prowess and sheer genius

Oh yes

God doesnt just spend time looking at himself

To make himself more beautiful and correct his imperfections

Because he is infinitely perfect in every way imaginable fathomable and possible

Singularly capable of outshining all of creation

He is the definition of absolute perfection

And I am his imperfect reflection-

God's only imperfection.

I am that feeling you get when your husband's beautiful ex girlfriend walks in the room

I am the acidic disgust your intestines must process when your girlfriend squirms as The Rock take his shirt off on the big screen.

Distorting God's reflection gives him that vibe you get when the dentist points a drill at your gums

And he says .... Don't.... move...

God is everything right about Game of Thrones Seasons 1-5

I am everything wrong with 6, 7, and 8.

So if God is George R.R. Martin 

Then I am Dan and Dave???

HOW CAN GOD BE A WOMAN??

If God were a woman she would dress us up like her little dolls and brush our perfectly sewn in hair til IT shined specifically like the Pacific perfectly reflecting the sunshine.

When I said IT I didnt mean the clown but clowns also wear makeup to hide their frowns

If God were a woman she would be so insecure about her reflection that she too would never stop looking at herself but also check her 'friends'' reflections at the same time.

If God were a woman she would never see perfection in any of her creation but she would always see that tiny piece of lint in dire need of removal.

Yes if God were a woman she would nit pick EVERY situation.

She would be everything right about Sex and the City 

And everything wrong with Mean Girls.

If God were a woman she would see her children as her only perfect reflection and profusely inject her insecurity into our genetic identity.

And I know what you are thinking.

All of this sounds exactly like reality.

Everybody is stuck on themselves and God is simply an abstract concept we cant explain, quantify, or qualify no matter how hard we try so we just bump into his or her eternal reflections til we die.

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